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Caffeine Bubbles: February 2011
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Saturday, 5 February 2011. 19 'Spring Awakening': I just wasted two hours of my life. Today, my friends Miss Jo, Monsieur J. and I went to see our university's production of the acclaimed musical Spring Awakening. For which I auditioned. and wasn't cast. Grrrrrrrrrr. They obviously can't recognise real talent when it hits them in the face like a pile of poo. Seriously. I thought I'd done a pretty good job, just take a look at my audition tape. I think that what surprised me the most, however, was how unc...
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Caffeine Bubbles: #12 Should the French curriculum include the study of religion? (original French version) ©
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Thursday, 11 March 2010. 12 Should the French curriculum include the study of religion? Original French version) ©. Here is the original French version. Of my essay on religious education in French secular schools, which you can read in English here. L'école laïque républicaine doit-elle aujourd'hui assurer un enseignement des religions? 171; Comment comprendre le 11 septembre 2001 sans remonter au wahhabisme, aux diverses filiations coraniques, et aux avatars du monothéisme? Avant de se dire athée ou ag...
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Caffeine Bubbles: May 2010
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Tuesday, 4 May 2010. 13 Eyebrow-Less Men With No Hair ©. About a month ago, my friend Token Science Nerd announced that he would be ridding his scalp of hair and his face of eyebrows to protest against the University's controversial Life Sciences merger. Unwilling to accept the fact that TSN would take such a drastic measure, and unsure as to why in the name of Richard Dawkins anyone would mutilate their looks in such a manner, I laughed. I dismissed the idea and forgot about it. But but. Why? The merger...
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Caffeine Bubbles: #20 Gym Rats.
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Thursday, 24 January 2013. You may remember my article The Library, True Love and Testosterone. From my juvenile university days when I had just come out of a uterus. I expounded on the purpose of libraries which, it seems, is to cater to the needs of acne-ridden post-pubescent males in their desperate search for girls. What about us women? Where was our daily dose of male eye candy when we needed it? Why did I waste three years of my life at a top albeit hot-guy-less uni. Baby Man and I got together in ...
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Caffeine Bubbles: #16 The Story Of How I Went Mad © Caffeine Bubbles
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Friday, 23 July 2010. 16 The Story Of How I Went Mad © Caffeine Bubbles. A summer internship is a great opportunity for university students. You get to explore the workings of the professional world, you begin to make a name for yourself, and most importantly of all, you earn dosh that you can splash out on that BMW you've always dreamed of. Or on a pony. Errmm This just came up when I typed 'cute pony' into Google Images. :. SO INTERNSHIPS. Basically. To: Caffeine Bubbles' Colleague. 8220;AAAAAARRRRRRRR...
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Caffeine Bubbles: February 2010
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Thursday, 25 February 2010. 10 This Is Bad. ©. This is bad. REALLY. Almost as bad as when Darth Vador falls to his knees screaming " NOOOOO! At the end of "Revenge of the Sith" when he finds out Padmé is dead. Babies are gross.). Actually no, that was a terrible example. I should've picked the scene in which Anakin Skywalker has all his hair burnt off after turning all evil, making him look seriously. Unattractive in a Captain-Picard-from-Star-Trek kind of way. No Seriously. I don't. That was a depressin...
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Caffeine Bubbles: #18 Hairdressers Are Psychos ©
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Tuesday, 31 August 2010. 18 Hairdressers Are Psychos ©. Do not trust hairdressers. Hairdressers are evil psychos. The lot of them. Here is a transcript of the dialogue which took place at my hair salon this morning. (I may have paraphrased a bit for the purpose of accuracy.). Good morning, O beautiful hairdresser. I'm so sorry to bother you on this lovely day but -. Well I was just wondering if I could please have a haircut if that's OK? Could you please cut off 5cm? RIGHT YEAH. 5CM. NOT 20CM. Its happen...
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Caffeine Bubbles: #13 Eyebrow-Less Men With No Hair ©
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Tuesday, 4 May 2010. 13 Eyebrow-Less Men With No Hair ©. About a month ago, my friend Token Science Nerd announced that he would be ridding his scalp of hair and his face of eyebrows to protest against the University's controversial Life Sciences merger. Unwilling to accept the fact that TSN would take such a drastic measure, and unsure as to why in the name of Richard Dawkins anyone would mutilate their looks in such a manner, I laughed. I dismissed the idea and forgot about it. But but. Why? The merger...
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Caffeine Bubbles: #17 Blank Space © Caffeine Bubbles
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Friday, 27 August 2010. 17 Blank Space © Caffeine Bubbles. I thought the title of this article was super awesome and indie and cool until I realised the song by The XX that I was trying to make a pun out of was NOT called "Blank Space" but is in fact called Basic Space. Yeah I'm a failure at life. This article could be about The XX (following an email conversation with my friend Miss Smiley Face about the sexual innuendoes in the first track of their album) but. IT IS NOT. Or your mum's choice of footwear.
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